Why I Don’t Like Finals Clubs Pt. 1

29 09 2007

Found on Craigslist.
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My final club has a reunion this fall, and my relationship of two years ended disastrously earlier this summer. I have an invitation for myself plus one, and am willing to show you a great time. It is a private party, in an extremely classy setting. There is no real way to describe how ornate the club is, but I guarantee that it will be the most upscale experience of your life. Think back to your high school prom, take away the terrible music, and multiply the experience by ten. You must be white, 5′6″ – 5′9″, young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent. You must be in school, preferably Tufts or Wellesley but BU and BC are acceptable (definitely not MIT). You should be able to hold a conversation, know when to be quiet, and polite in all your behavior. I have seen unruly guests embarrass members before, and I hope this won’t be a problem. This event is black-tie, and I am willing to procure an evening gown for you. I hate to sound so harsh, but I have expectations to live up to. No Asian, overweight, or unattractive women please. Ages 18-22 only.Picture required.

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Spider

27 09 2007



Spider

Originally uploaded by Kevin V.

Crawl by, please don’t notice me.
I’m just a giant in your eyes. Nothing
but giant that goes by
(and takes pictures of you while you eat).

In other news,
Hello, world. New camera: Rebel Xti!
(There are ~15 new pictures including one of my (messy) room).
Also, apologies for not writing for so long.